At this point in the show there was about a week and a half left and they surprised us. They told us to get ready because we were going to go do something and that there will be food there. Basically, anything we did I was going to be happy doing because I just wanted to get out of that house, that was my mentality. I just wanted to do something. Someone said we were going to go golfing and I was fine with that. We were driving towards the outskirts of Vegas and I was getting excited because I had no clue what we were doing. When we pulled up I got excited and this was the coolest and most fun thing I ever did in my life. They gave us a car, but a lot of us ended up swapping them. I got the Acura because it was the fastest accelerating car there. Cain (Velasquez) knows a lot about cars and preferred the Porsche. He really knows his stuff about cars. They let us go five laps and I was going 130 miles per hour and drifting the corners. They gave out awards for the fastest drivers. Cain was the fastest, second was Jay and third was Dulani. We were there for about four or five hours and then ate there afterwards. They showed Gunther talking about how he would rather be training. He didn’t seem too impressed. He lives in his van and really isn’t into exotic cars and didn’t really care for them.
This actually took place days before we went to drive the exotic cars. Gunther brought it up that we should have one and then I encouraged it and rallied up contestants. The only ones I could get to participate was Matrix (Kyler) and of course Gunther. Kyler came in drunk and started doing flips and Matrix type stuff and it was hilarious. It was my turn next and I started off doing nunchucks but they didn’t show that. I’m pretty good with them.
I brought about fifteen pounds of flint with me and if you remember from my first night in the house, I made a sharp arrow out of it and they told me I couldn’t use it. I asked Pena if he would let me put an apple on his head to shoot it off for the talent show. If he would have said no I would have been screwed because he was the only one with a fro. Word got out that I was going to shoot an apple off of Pena’s head and the producers told me they heard a rumor that I was going to do that and wouldn’t let me. I promised them that I wouldn’t. So what I did was wait for the talent show to start because once it started I knew the producer wouldn’t have the balls to stop it, so I put the couch in front of Pena and shot the arrow made of flint. Gunther was the last to go and he actually started out with dark arts, like black magic stuff. They didn’t show this either but he had these cards and left the room and had Kyler pick a card and he came back in and picked the right card and it was crazy. He then ended with the puppet show and it was f-----g wild.
LUKE ROCKHOLD AND MAX HOLLOWAY
DC brought in these guys and they were there for about a week. They didn’t train with us or anything like that. They just walked around and hung out and watched the fights and talked to us. They showed us talking at practice to Luke and Max about me finally using soap. The whole team told me that I needed to start using soap because I had ringworm. I thought that I had it because of them being nasty and they said it was me and that I needed to start using soap. Before that, I just never used it and used shampoo or whatever. So I started using this soap that they had there and I been using it ever since. In fact, Luis jacked a bucket of it from the show and handed it to me and said ‘Wash yo stank ass!” I’ve been using that stuff from the show ever since I got back.
Whenever there was a fight night on television they let us watch them. One night Luke and Max came over to watch the fights on television. Luke is really bad ass. He said to me that he heard I have a cool ass bow and he really wanted to shoot it and he wanted to see me shoot something with my sharp arrow. He said ‘Screw that dull arrow, I want you to shoot this sharp s--- through something.” So I covered up my microphone and ran outside. On the way out all I could do is grab this woven basket and I hurried up and shot it and it went right through it. They came outside and said something to me and I said, “It’s too late, I shot it.” They started talking crap to me and yelling and Luke was just laughing. I was talking back and told them that I was just doing what my coach told me to do. If Luke wasn’t there I would have been in a lot of trouble but Luke protected my bow and arrow rights. Luke wasn’t worried about me getting in any trouble. He just said F it and thought it was awesome that the arrow went right through it.
GUNTHER vs TRIZANO
For starters, this fight happened on the last day of filming. All four semi-final fights happened on the same day. If you noticed, when John and Mike were fighting, there were only half of each team sitting in the bleachers and that is because the rest of us were in the back warming up.
While I was in the back, I heard everyone out in the gym yelling ‘OOOOH’ and one of the coaches came back and said that Gunther caught a knee and kept going. I figured that Gunther was getting hit a lot. When this episode aired, it was the first time that I saw that fight. Most people thought that Gunther was going to get destroyed in this fight. Our team was talking a lot of s--- about Team Stipe’s guys losing and being in the semi finals. I like Gunther a lot and he’s hilarious and a character but I knew he was getting hit and when he came in the back after his fight I saw his face and it was swollen. So Gunther lost and Trizano advances and in five minutes I’m up next to fight.
It will be aired this Wednesday. Stay tuned and I’ll update everyone on what happens in that episode. Once again, thank you everyone for your support and following my TUF 27 blog.
- Thug Nasty